Notice of Warning
In the matter of Prolonged Display of Refuse Receptacles
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 30.2aProlonged display. Presenting the bin on Sunday and retrieving it, at the earliest, the following Sunday.
- § 30.2bObstruction of the footway. Positioning the bin such that a pram must enter the road to pass it.
- § 30.2cLid non-closure. Overfilling to the point where the lid stands permanently open at forty degrees.
- § 30.2dMigration. Allowing the bin to travel by wind to a neighbour’s frontage and leaving it there.
- § 30.2eUnlabelled receptacle. Declining to mark the bin, then retrieving whichever one is nearest.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return the bins within twenty-four hours of collection, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file BIN-9360
Marcus
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