Broadcast Volume Order

For the one who watches everything at a volume audible from the garden. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Broadcast Volume Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Audio Standards
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Reproduction at an Excessive Level
File TVV-7040Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseTV at a volume nobody needsSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 24.3a
    Reproduction at an excessive level. Setting a volume exceeding the needs of everybody present.
  2. § 24.3b
    Subtitle refusal. Declining the alternative that would resolve this entirely.
  3. § 24.3c
    The advert differential. Permitting a break to arrive at a level nobody consented to.
  4. § 24.3d
    Room-to-room audibility. Achieving a level at which the programme follows you upstairs.
  5. § 24.3e
    Hearing denial. Attributing the requirement to the actors rather than to your ears.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent set it at a level the other people in the room can talk over, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file TVV-7040
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

Serve it during the adverts, which will be louder still.

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.