For someone guilty of watching a whole season in one sitting

Continuous Viewing Order

For the one who takes “are you still watching” as an accusation. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Commission on Narrative Integrity
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Uninterrupted Serial Consumption
File BIN-1374Issued AUGUST 30, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseWatching a whole season in one sittingSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 16.5a
    Failure to answer the prompt. Refusal to confirm continued viewing, obliging the service to ask on the household’s behalf.
  2. § 16.5b
    Autoplay acquiescence. Permitting a subsequent episode to begin unopposed on nine consecutive occasions.
  3. § 16.5c
    Misdeclaration of the last episode. Identification of an episode as the final one, followed immediately by another.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent stop at the end of an episode rather than at the end of a season, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. The season will still be there tomorrow.
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Redemption stub · file BIN-1374
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it during the credits, in the eight seconds before the next episode begins by itself.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 12.1Never replacing the toilet rollReplenishment Order§ 7.6Loading the dishwasher wrongLoading Standards Notice§ 23.3An alarm that wakes everyone but themAlarm Discipline Order§ 2.6Farting in front of everyoneAmbient Emission Notice

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