For someone guilty of farting in front of everyone

Ambient Emission Notice

For the one who has stopped apologizing, stopped leaving the room, and started rating them. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Ambient Air
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Unannounced Release in a Shared Room
File FAR-2809Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseFarting in front of everyoneSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 2.6a
    Unannounced release. Proceeding in a shared room without warning or withdrawal.
  2. § 2.6b
    Confined space selection. Choosing a car, an elevator or a comforter, being the three worst available.
  3. § 2.6c
    The window refusal. Declining to open one on the grounds that it is cold.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent leave the room first, and say nothing on your return, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file FAR-2809
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it immediately afterwards, while the evidence is still with you.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

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