For someone guilty of not picking up after the dog

Fouling Removal Order

For the neighbor whose dog has never once been followed with a bag. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Neighborly Relations
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Failure to Recover Deposited Matter
File DOG-7376Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseNot picking up after the dogSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 30.1a
    Failure to recover. Departing the scene of a deposit with the bag still folded in the pocket.
  2. § 30.1b
    Wilful non-observation. Looking meaningfully at the sky for the precise duration of the act.
  3. § 30.1c
    Abandonment in situ. Leaving the matter where it fell on the reasoning that rain exists.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent carry a bag, use the bag, and take the bag with you, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not a city notice. Those cost considerably more.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file DOG-7376
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it on the sidewalk, ideally near the evidence.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 24.3TV at a volume nobody needsBroadcast Volume Order§ 20.1Turning up unannouncedUnannounced Visit Notice§ 25.1The repair that never happensDeferred Repair Notice§ 8.3Leaving a barking dog aloneSustained Barking Injunction

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