Sustained Barking Injunction

For the neighbour whose dog barks for six hours a day and is never there to hear it. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Sustained Barking Injunction · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Animal Management
Final Notice
In the matter of Prolonged Vocalisation of an Unattended Animal
File BAR-9726Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 8.3a
    Prolonged vocalisation. Leaving an animal to vocalise continuously for the length of a working day.
  2. § 8.3b
    Absence of the owner. Being reliably elsewhere for the entire duration of the disturbance.
  3. § 8.3c
    Denial by non-observation. Maintaining the animal is quiet, on the basis of it being quiet when you are in.
  4. § 8.3d
    The garden release. Placing the animal outdoors at the point at which it becomes loudest.
  5. § 8.3e
    Early commencement. Establishing a start time preceding any reasonable waking hour.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent arrange company or care for the animal during the working day, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseLeaving a barking dog aloneSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file BAR-9726
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it when they return. The dog will announce them.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 24.3TV at a volume nobody needsBroadcast Volume Order§ 20.1Turning up unannouncedUnannounced Visit Notice§ 30.1Not picking up after the dogFouling Removal Order§ 30.3Power tools at seven in the morningDawn Machinery Injunction