Prior Matter Restriction

For the one whose ex has attended every date you have been on. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Prior Matter Restriction · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Courtship Standards
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Introduction of a Concluded Matter
File EXM-5475Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseTalking about their ex constantlySeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 37.3a
    Introduction of a concluded matter. Raising a former partner in a conversation that had not approached one.
  2. § 37.3b
    Comparative reference. Measuring a present arrangement against a previous one, aloud.
  3. § 37.3c
    Frequency. Producing the name at a rate exceeding that of any person currently present.
  4. § 37.3d
    The unresolved account. Relitigating a dispute settled with somebody who is not here.
  5. § 37.3e
    Restaurant selection. Choosing a venue on the basis of a history not shared with the company.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent discuss a former partner only when asked, and once, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file EXM-5475
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it the next time the name comes up. It will not be long.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 14.1Interrupting constantlyInterruption Cease and Desist§ 21.1One-word repliesMinimum Reply Order