Read Receipt Citation

For the one who reads it, thinks about it, and never replies. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Read Receipt Citation · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Digital Correspondence
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Receipt Without Response
File LEF-1712Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 21.2a
    Receipt without response. Opening a message and providing no reply within any reasonable period.
  2. § 21.2b
    The visible receipt. Permitting the sender to observe that it was read, and then nothing.
  3. § 21.2c
    Selective responsiveness. Replying instantly to some parties and not at all to others.
  4. § 21.2d
    Social media contradiction. Posting publicly during the interval in which no reply was possible.
  5. § 21.2e
    The retrospective apology. Resurfacing after two weeks to say you had meant to answer.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent reply within a day, even briefly, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseLeaving messages on readSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file LEF-1712
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in person. It cannot be left on read.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 14.1Interrupting constantlyInterruption Cease and Desist§ 21.1One-word repliesMinimum Reply Order