For someone guilty of leaving messages on read

Read Receipt Citation

For the one who reads it, thinks about it, and never replies. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Notice of Warning
In the matter of Receipt Without Response
File LEF-1712Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving messages on readSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 21.2a
    Receipt without response. Opening a message and providing no reply within any reasonable period.
  2. § 21.2b
    The visible receipt. Permitting the sender to observe that it was read, and then nothing.
  3. § 21.2c
    Selective responsiveness. Replying instantly to some parties and not at all to others.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent reply within a day, even briefly, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file LEF-1712
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in person. It cannot be left on read.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order§ 10.2Splitting the bill evenlyEquitable Division Order

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