For someone guilty of on their phone all the time

Undivided Attention Order

For the one who is in the room and somewhere else at the same time. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Attention and Presence
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Attendance Without Presence
File PHO-2504Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseOn their phone all the timeSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 37.2a
    Attendance without presence. Occupying a seat at an occasion while engaged elsewhere throughout it.
  2. § 37.2b
    The face-up phone. Positioning the device so that every arrival lights the room.
  3. § 37.2c
    Mid-sentence departure. Breaking eye contact to read a notification during another’s answer.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent put the phone face down and out of reach while someone is talking, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while they are typing. They will notice eventually.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 10.2Splitting the bill evenlyEquitable Division Order

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