For someone guilty of meetings at 4:55 on a friday

Scheduling Conduct Order

For the colleague who books half an hour at the exact moment the week ends. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Workplace Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Scheduling at an Indefensible Hour
File FRI-4736Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseMeetings at 4:55 on a FridaySeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 26.6a
    Scheduling at an indefensible hour. Booking a meeting at a time nobody would choose.
  2. § 26.6b
    The Friday finish. Selecting the final half hour of the working week for a new subject.
  3. § 26.6c
    Lunch annexation. Booking across the one hour reserved by convention for not being booked.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent book nothing after four on a Friday that could be an email on Monday, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it as the invitation arrives. Decline it in the same breath.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 26.1Booking meetings that could be emailsUnnecessary Meeting Notice§ 26.7Taking food from the office fridgeCommunal Refrigerator Order§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation

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