Scheduling Conduct Order

For the colleague who books half an hour at the exact moment the week ends. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Scheduling Conduct Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Workplace Conduct
Final Notice
In the matter of Scheduling at an Indefensible Hour
File FRI-4736Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseMeetings at 4:55 on a FridaySeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 26.6a
    Scheduling at an indefensible hour. Booking a meeting at a time nobody would choose.
  2. § 26.6b
    The Friday finish. Selecting the final half hour of the working week for a new subject.
  3. § 26.6c
    Lunch annexation. Booking across the one hour reserved by convention for not being booked.
  4. § 26.6d
    Overrun by design. Scheduling thirty minutes for a matter known to require ninety.
  5. § 26.6e
    The optional invitation. Marking attendance optional while noting who declines.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent book nothing after four on a Friday that could be an email on Monday, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file FRI-4736
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it as the invitation arrives. Decline it in the same breath.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 26.7Taking food from the office fridgeCommunal Refrigerator Order§ 7.1Leaving the microwave explodedCommunal Appliance Order§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order