For someone guilty of taking food from the office fridge

Communal Refrigerator Order

For the one who ate a labeled sandwich and said nothing. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Shared Provisions
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Removal of Provisions Belonging to Another
File FRI-6617Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseTaking food from the office fridgeSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 26.7a
    Removal of labeled property. Consumption of an item bearing another person’s name in that person’s own handwriting.
  2. § 26.7b
    Denial in the kitchen. Participation in a discussion about the missing item while still holding the wrapper.
  3. § 26.7c
    Partial consumption. Return of a container holding a quantity too small to constitute anybody’s lunch.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent eat only what you brought, and replace what you did not, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not a criminal matter, but it was labeled.
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Redemption stub · file FRI-6617
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve at the fridge, with the door open, in front of the shelf in question.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 26.1Booking meetings that could be emailsUnnecessary Meeting Notice§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order

Also called stealing · food · lunch · thief · office