Notice of Warning
In the matter of Prolonged Opening of a Cooled Appliance
OffenseStanding with the fridge door openSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 7.7aProlonged opening. Holding a cooled appliance open for a period unrelated to any retrieval.
- § 7.7bSpeculative inspection. Opening the door with no item in mind and none subsequently taken.
- § 7.7cThe repeated visit. Returning within four minutes on the hope the contents have changed.
- § 7.7dFreezer extension. Applying the identical practice to the compartment where it matters more.
- § 7.7eDoor-ajar disregard. Failing to notice a door that has not closed, until the alarm.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent decide first, then open it, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Marcus
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