For someone guilty of every light in the house on

Illumination Discipline Notice

For the one who lights the whole house and then sits in one room of it. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Climate Control
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Illumination of Unoccupied Rooms
File LIG-4040Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseEvery light in the house onSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 4.2a
    Illumination of unoccupied rooms. Leaving lights on in rooms containing nobody.
  2. § 4.2b
    The trail. Establishing a lit path through the house tracing your movements two hours ago.
  3. § 4.2c
    Daylight operation. Running lights through the middle of a bright afternoon.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent turn a light off when you leave the room it is in, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in the one room they are actually using.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

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