Notice of Warning
In the matter of Public Broadcast of Juvenile Content
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 29.2aPublic broadcast. Playing content aloud in a space shared with unrelated adults.
- § 29.2bMaximum output. Selecting a volume exceeding that required by the child holding it.
- § 29.2cThe repeated episode. Permitting the same material to loop for the length of the journey.
- § 29.2dHeadphone non-provision. Declining to supply the item that resolves this entirely.
- § 29.2eRestaurant extension. Applying the practice at a table surrounded by other tables.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent carry headphones and use them every time, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file IPA-3920
Marcus
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