For someone guilty of ipad at full volume in public

Device Volume Order

For the parent whose child’s cartoons are audible three carriages away. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Juvenile Supervision
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Public Broadcast of Juvenile Content
File IPA-3920Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseiPad at full volume in publicSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 29.2a
    Public broadcast. Playing content aloud in a space shared with unrelated adults.
  2. § 29.2b
    Maximum output. Selecting a volume exceeding that required by the child holding it.
  3. § 29.2c
    The repeated episode. Permitting the same material to loop for the length of the journey.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent carry headphones and use them every time, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file IPA-3920
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it during the theme tune, which will repeat.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 29.1Letting the kids run wildJuvenile Supervision Order§ 29.3Never replying to invitationsInvitation Response Notice§ 2.12Coughing without coveringContainment Notice§ 36.10Buying the loudest possible toyAcoustic Gift Injunction

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