For someone guilty of coughing without covering

Containment Notice

For the one who coughs into the open air of a room containing other people. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Personal Hygiene
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Uncovered Expulsion in a Shared Space
File COU-7924Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseCoughing without coveringSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 2.12a
    Uncovered expulsion. Coughing into the open air of a room containing other people.
  2. § 2.12b
    The palm. Covering with the one part of the hand that will next touch a door.
  3. § 2.12c
    Direction. Facing the nearest person rather than the nearest empty space.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent cover it with an elbow, every time, without being asked, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it after the third one. Stand back to do it.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 13.2Watching videos without headphonesHeadphone Enforcement Order§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order§ 2.7Not washing their handsHand Hygiene Order

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