Juvenile Supervision Order

For the parent whose children have visited every table but their own. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Juvenile Supervision Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Juvenile Supervision
Final Notice
In the matter of Failure to Supervise in a Public Setting
File RES-8206Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 29.1a
    Failure to supervise. Permitting children to circulate through a room without oversight.
  2. § 29.1b
    Table incursion. Allowing arrival at the tables of strangers mid-meal.
  3. § 29.1c
    Service obstruction. Producing a floor hazard for staff carrying hot plates.
  4. § 29.1d
    Volume permissiveness. Tolerating a level exceeding that of every other party present.
  5. § 29.1e
    The observed indifference. Witnessing the above while continuing your own conversation.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent keep the children at your table for the duration of the meal, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseLetting the kids run wildSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file RES-8206
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while their child is under your table.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 29.3Never replying to invitationsInvitation Response Notice§ 20.1Turning up unannouncedUnannounced Visit Notice§ 36.1Asking when you are having childrenReproductive Enquiry Cease and Desist§ 36.4Commenting on your appearancePersonal Remarks Order