Notice of Warning
In the matter of Non-Response to a Requested Reply
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 29.3aNon-response. Declining to answer an invitation containing an explicit request to answer.
- § 29.3bSilent attendance. Arriving at an occasion for which you were recorded as absent.
- § 29.3cHeadcount disruption. Requiring catering revision after the numbers were submitted.
- § 29.3dThe late confirmation. Answering on the morning, having had four weeks.
- § 29.3eSibling addition. Bringing further children not mentioned in any communication.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent reply to every invitation before the date requested, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
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Redemption stub · file NOR-9672
Marcus
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