Final Notice
In the matter of Persistent Enquiry Into Family Planning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 36.1aPersistent enquiry. Raising the subject at every gathering, without exception, for years.
- § 36.1bThe public setting. Selecting a full table rather than any of the private moments available.
- § 36.1cAssumed timetable. Proceeding as though a schedule exists and is merely being withheld.
- § 36.1dComparative pressure. Citing the reproductive output of cousins by name and by date.
- § 36.1eThe clock reference. Introducing biology into a conversation that had been about a starter.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent never ask again, and do not ask anybody else on our behalf, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
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Marcus
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