Juvenile Image Publication Order

For the relative who posts your children to their four hundred followers without asking. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Juvenile Image Publication Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Extended Family Relations
Notice of Eviction
In the matter of Publication of a Child Without Parental Consent
File KID-2923Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 36.9a
    Publication without consent. Posting an image of a child without asking either parent.
  2. § 36.9b
    Rule disregard. Proceeding despite a request made clearly and in advance.
  3. § 36.9c
    Audience scope. Publishing to an audience the parents have never met.
  4. § 36.9d
    Location disclosure. Including a school, a street or a routine in the caption.
  5. § 36.9e
    Full name usage. Attaching the child’s full name to a public post.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent ask the parents before posting any image of their child, every time, effective immediately. You are hereby evicted from the privilege described above, effective immediately. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffensePosting photos of your children onlineSeverityStep 3 of 3 · Notice of Eviction
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file KID-2923
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

Serve it while the post is still up, and ask for it to come down first.

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.