For someone guilty of burping at the table

Table Conduct Order

For the one who does it at volume and then looks around for a reaction. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Notice of Warning
In the matter of Audible Release During Service of Food
File BUR-8701Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseBurping at the tableSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 2.11a
    Audible release. Producing the sound at a table where food is being eaten.
  2. § 2.11b
    Volume selection. Extending it well past the point at which it had finished naturally.
  3. § 2.11c
    The sought reaction. Surveying the table afterwards for a response.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent cover it, apologize once, and move on, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it across the table, immediately, without comment.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 36.10Buying the loudest possible toyAcoustic Gift Injunction§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 36.1Asking when you are having childrenReproductive Enquiry Cease and Desist§ 36.3Undermining the rules with the grandchildrenRule Undermining Injunction

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