Rule Undermining Injunction

For the grandparent who returns them at ten at night, full of sugar, delighted. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Rule Undermining Injunction · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Extended Family Relations
Final Notice
In the matter of Subversion of Established Household Rules
File SUG-7093Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 36.3a
    Subversion of rules. Disregarding established household rules while the children are in your care.
  2. § 36.3b
    Confectionery escalation. Administering sugar in quantities calculated to outlast your involvement.
  3. § 36.3c
    Bedtime disregard. Returning the children at an hour incompatible with a school morning.
  4. § 36.3d
    The secret arrangement. Instructing a child not to mention something to a parent.
  5. § 36.3e
    Screen permissiveness. Suspending limits that operate everywhere else.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent keep the household rules as they are, in every house, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseUndermining the rules with the grandchildrenSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file SUG-7093
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the handover, while the children are still vibrating.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 36.2Unsolicited parenting adviceUnsolicited Guidance Order§ 36.7The weekend visit that becomes a fortnightVisit Duration Order§ 36.8Rearranging your kitchen while “helping”Unauthorised Reorganisation Notice§ 36.10Buying the loudest possible toyAcoustic Gift Injunction