For someone guilty of rearranging your kitchen while “helping”

Unauthorized Reorganization Notice

For the relative who washes up and leaves you unable to find anything for a month. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Extended Family Relations
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Reorganization of Another’s Home Without Consent
File KIT-6785Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseRearranging your kitchen while “helping”SeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 36.8a
    Reorganization without consent. Relocating the contents of a home belonging to somebody else.
  2. § 36.8b
    Cabinet reassignment. Establishing a new system without disclosing it to the household.
  3. § 36.8c
    The improved arrangement. Describing the change as better, to people who cannot find the plates.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return every item to where you found it, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while they are drying up, before they put anything away.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

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