For someone guilty of unsolicited parenting advice

Unsolicited Guidance Order

For the relative who has an opinion on every decision you make about your own child. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Extended Family Relations
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Provision of Guidance Not Requested
File PAR-6542Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseUnsolicited parenting adviceSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 36.2a
    Provision of unrequested guidance. Advising on matters on which no advice was sought.
  2. § 36.2b
    The era citation. Justifying a practice on the basis that it was done in a previous decade.
  3. § 36.2c
    Public correction. Contradicting a parent in front of the child concerned.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent offer advice only when it is asked for, and once, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it during the advice. Do not wait for a natural pause; there will not be one.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 36.10Buying the loudest possible toyAcoustic Gift Injunction§ 36.3Undermining the rules with the grandchildrenRule Undermining Injunction§ 36.7The weekend visit that becomes a two weeksVisit Duration Order§ 36.8Rearranging your kitchen while “helping”Unauthorized Reorganization Notice

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