For someone guilty of commenting on your appearance

Personal Remarks Order

For the relative whose greeting is always an observation about your face, weight or hair. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Extended Family Relations
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Unsolicited Observation on Physical Condition
File APP-6312Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseCommenting on your appearanceSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 36.4a
    Unsolicited observation. Commenting on another’s physical condition without invitation.
  2. § 36.4b
    The tired opener. Substituting an observation about fatigue for a greeting.
  3. § 36.4c
    Weight commentary. Remarking on a change in either direction, both of which are worse.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent greet people without reference to how they look, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it on arrival, in place of a greeting.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 36.1Asking when you are having childrenReproductive Enquiry Cease and Desist§ 36.6Comparing you to your siblingComparative Assessment Notice§ 36.9Posting photos of your children onlineJuvenile Image Publication Order§ 2.11Burping at the tableTable Conduct Order

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