Notice of Warning
In the matter of Occupation of Frontage
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 30.5aOccupation of frontage. Occupying the kerb outside a house that is not yours while the kerb outside yours stands empty.
- § 30.5bThe unused driveway. Maintaining a driveway of sufficient size and declining, on principle, to use it.
- § 30.5cStraddling. Positioning across two frontages so that neither household may use either.
- § 30.5dLong-stay abandonment. Leaving a vehicle in place for weeks in a condition suggesting it will not start.
- § 30.5eThe second vehicle. Introducing a further car to a household already exceeding its share of kerb.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent park outside your own house, where there is space, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file KER-6410
Marcus
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