For someone guilty of explaining what you just said

Redundant Explanation Order

For the one who repeats your own point back to you, slowly, as a favor. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Commission on Discourse
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Explanation of Matters Already Stated
File MAN-1885Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseExplaining what you just saidSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 14.3a
    Explanation of the known. Explaining a matter to the person who introduced it ninety seconds earlier.
  2. § 14.3b
    Restatement as revelation. Delivering another’s point back to the room under new management.
  3. § 14.3c
    Unsolicited simplification. Reducing a subject for a listener who has a qualification in it.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent establish what is already known before beginning to explain it, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it, then wait. They will explain the notice to you.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

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Also called talking · condescending · explaining · rude