Notice of Warning
In the matter of Explanation of Matters Already Stated
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 14.3aExplanation of the known. Explaining a matter to the person who introduced it ninety seconds earlier.
- § 14.3bRestatement as revelation. Delivering another’s point back to the room under new management.
- § 14.3cUnsolicited simplification. Reducing a subject for a listener who has a qualification in it.
- § 14.3dTonal condescension. Adopting a register otherwise reserved for the very young.
- § 14.3eThe interrupted expert. Explaining over somebody who does this professionally.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent establish what is already known before beginning to explain it, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
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Marcus
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