Queue Integrity Order

For the one who joins a queue somewhere other than the end of it. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Queue Integrity Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Public Conduct
Final Notice
In the matter of Unauthorised Advancement in a Queue
File QUE-8275Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 15.1a
    Unauthorised advancement. Entering a queue at a point other than its end.
  2. § 15.1b
    The claimed acquaintance. Joining a known party far forward and describing it as always having been so.
  3. § 15.1c
    Ambiguity exploitation. Advancing through the gap created by another’s politeness.
  4. § 15.1d
    Parallel formation. Establishing a second queue alongside the first and declaring it equal.
  5. § 15.1e
    The brief enquiry. Approaching the counter to ask a question and then simply remaining there.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent join at the back, as everybody else has done, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseJumping the queueSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file QUE-8275
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in the queue, audibly, so the queue can hear.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.5FaceTiming on speaker in publicPublic Video Call Order§ 15.2Stopping dead at the topEscalator Egress Notice§ 15.3Spreading across two seatsSeat Occupation Order§ 15.4Playing music out loud in publicAmbient Audio Injunction