Public Video Call Order

For the one conducting a full video call, on speaker, on a train. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Public Video Call Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Public Conduct
Final Notice
In the matter of Broadcast of a Private Call in a Shared Space
File FAC-8511Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseFaceTiming on speaker in publicSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 15.5a
    Broadcast of a private call. Conducting a two-way conversation at a volume making it public.
  2. § 15.5b
    Camera imposition. Including strangers in a video frame without their knowledge.
  3. § 15.5c
    Volume escalation. Raising the level to overcome the noise of a moving train.
  4. § 15.5d
    The repeated “can you hear me”. Establishing audibility at length, loudly, several times.
  5. § 15.5e
    Duration. Sustaining the practice for the greater part of an hour.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent use headphones, or take the call somewhere private, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file FAC-8511
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it into the camera. Both parties should see it.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.1Jumping the queueQueue Integrity Order§ 15.2Stopping dead at the topEscalator Egress Notice§ 15.3Spreading across two seatsSeat Occupation Order§ 15.4Playing music out loud in publicAmbient Audio Injunction