For someone guilty of facetiming on speaker in public

Public Video Call Order

For the one conducting a full video call, on speaker, on a train. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Public Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Broadcast of a Private Call in a Shared Space
File FAC-8511Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseFaceTiming on speaker in publicSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 15.5a
    Broadcast of a private call. Conducting a two-way conversation at a volume making it public.
  2. § 15.5b
    Camera imposition. Including strangers in a video frame without their knowledge.
  3. § 15.5c
    Volume escalation. Raising the level to overcome the noise of a moving train.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent use headphones, or take the call somewhere private, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file FAC-8511
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it into the camera. Both parties should see it.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.1Jumping the lineLine Integrity Order§ 15.4Playing music out loud in publicAmbient Audio Injunction§ 28.1Never re-racking the weightsWeight Restoration Order§ 28.3Not wiping down the equipmentEquipment Sanitation Order

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