For someone guilty of jumping the line

Line Integrity Order

For the one who joins a line somewhere other than the end of it. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Public Conduct
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Unauthorized Advancement in a Line
File CUT-5103Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseJumping the lineSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 15.1a
    Unauthorized advancement. Entering a line at a point other than its end.
  2. § 15.1b
    The claimed acquaintance. Joining a known party far forward and describing it as always having been so.
  3. § 15.1c
    Ambiguity exploitation. Advancing through the gap created by another’s politeness.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent join at the back, as everybody else has done, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in the line, audibly, so the line can hear.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

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