For someone guilty of not wiping down the equipment

Equipment Sanitation Order

For the one who leaves the bench exactly as wet as they found it dry. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Recreation and Athletics
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Failure to Sanitize After Use
File NOW-4460Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseNot wiping down the equipmentSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 28.3a
    Failure to sanitize. Leaving a surface in a condition requiring another person to clean it.
  2. § 28.3b
    Towel non-deployment. Carrying a towel throughout and using it for nothing.
  3. § 28.3c
    The visible deposit. Leaving matter observable to the naked eye from a standing position.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent wipe down every surface you have used, every time, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file NOW-4460
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it before they reach the next machine.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.5FaceTiming on speaker in publicPublic Video Call Order§ 28.1Never re-racking the weightsWeight Restoration Order§ 28.2Sitting on a machine scrollingStation Occupation Notice§ 15.1Jumping the lineLine Integrity Order

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