For someone guilty of sitting on a machine scrolling

Station Occupation Notice

For the one who has been sitting on the leg press for eleven minutes, on their phone. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Recreation and Athletics
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Occupation Without Use
File MAC-9352Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseSitting on a machine scrollingSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 28.2a
    Occupation without use. Remaining on a station for a period containing no exercise.
  2. § 28.2b
    Rest extension. Converting a ninety-second interval into a quarter of an hour.
  3. § 28.2c
    Correspondence during. Conducting messaging from a seat somebody is waiting for.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent rest away from the machine and let somebody else work in, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file MAC-9352
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it during the rest period, which is ongoing.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.5FaceTiming on speaker in publicPublic Video Call Order§ 28.1Never re-racking the weightsWeight Restoration Order§ 28.3Not wiping down the equipmentEquipment Sanitation Order§ 15.1Jumping the lineLine Integrity Order

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