For someone guilty of never re-racking the weights

Weight Restoration Order

For the one who leaves every plate on the bar for the next person to deal with. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Recreation and Athletics
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Failure to Return Equipment
File RER-9534Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseNever re-racking the weightsSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 28.1a
    Failure to return equipment. Departing an area leaving equipment where it was used.
  2. § 28.1b
    The loaded bar. Leaving a bar at a weight the next user must strip before starting.
  3. § 28.1c
    Rack misallocation. Returning plates to positions marked, clearly, for other plates.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return every weight to its rack before leaving the area, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file RER-9534
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while they are walking away from the loaded bar.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.5FaceTiming on speaker in publicPublic Video Call Order§ 28.3Not wiping down the equipmentEquipment Sanitation Order§ 28.2Sitting on a machine scrollingStation Occupation Notice§ 15.1Jumping the lineLine Integrity Order

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