Weight Restoration Order

For the one who leaves every plate on the bar for the next person to deal with. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Weight Restoration Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Recreation and Athletics
Final Notice
In the matter of Failure to Return Equipment
File RER-9534Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 28.1a
    Failure to return equipment. Departing an area leaving equipment where it was used.
  2. § 28.1b
    The loaded bar. Leaving a bar at a weight the next user must strip before starting.
  3. § 28.1c
    Rack misallocation. Returning plates to positions marked, clearly, for other plates.
  4. § 28.1d
    Dumbbell dispersal. Distributing a pair across two ends of a room.
  5. § 28.1e
    Floor storage. Positioning equipment where somebody will find it with a shin.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent return every weight to its rack before leaving the area, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseNever re-racking the weightsSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file RER-9534
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while they are walking away from the loaded bar.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 15.5FaceTiming on speaker in publicPublic Video Call Order§ 15.1Jumping the queueQueue Integrity Order§ 15.2Stopping dead at the topEscalator Egress Notice§ 15.3Spreading across two seatsSeat Occupation Order