Ambient Audio Injunction

For the one who has decided the whole bus should hear their playlist. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Ambient Audio Injunction · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Public Conduct
Final Notice
In the matter of Unsolicited Provision of a Soundtrack
File PUB-5976Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 15.4a
    Unsolicited provision. Supplying a soundtrack to people who did not request one.
  2. § 15.4b
    Selection without consultation. Choosing the material on behalf of everybody present.
  3. § 15.4c
    Tinny reproduction. Delivering it through a speaker incapable of reproducing any of it well.
  4. § 15.4d
    The shared bench. Extending the practice to a park bench occupied by another party.
  5. § 15.4e
    Skipping. Changing track every forty seconds for the duration of the journey.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent use headphones in every public space, without exception, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffensePlaying music out loud in publicSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file PUB-5976
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it over the music. You will have to raise your voice.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 20.1Turning up unannouncedUnannounced Visit Notice§ 13.1Phone permanently at three percentCharge Level Citation§ 13.2Watching videos without headphonesHeadphone Enforcement Order