Notice of Warning
In the matter of Attention to the Person in Public View
OffenseScratching wherever they likeSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 2.13aAttention in public view. Addressing a personal matter in a room containing an audience.
- § 2.13bSustained eye contact. Maintaining the conversation throughout, as though nothing were happening.
- § 2.13cRegion selection. Choosing the one area that makes the act impossible to overlook.
- § 2.13dDuration. Continuing well past the point at which the itch was resolved.
- § 2.13eInspection. Examining the hand afterwards, in company.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent wait, leave the room, or at minimum turn around, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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