Water Discipline Order

For the one who brushes their teeth with the tap on the entire time. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Water Discipline Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Climate Control
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Operation of a Tap Without Use
File TAP-5694Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving the tap runningSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 4.3a
    Operation without use. Running a tap throughout an activity requiring it for four seconds.
  2. § 4.3b
    The full basin. Filling a sink to a depth exceeding the item being washed by some margin.
  3. § 4.3c
    Pre-rinse duration. Rinsing a plate for longer than the meal took to eat.
  4. § 4.3d
    Hot water waste. Running a tap to temperature and then not using the hot water.
  5. § 4.3e
    The unattended flow. Leaving water running while leaving the room entirely.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent turn it off between the actual uses of the water, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file TAP-5694
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

Serve it while it is running.

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.