Ominous Message Injunction

For the one who sends four words and then goes offline for six hours. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Ominous Message Injunction · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Digital Correspondence
Final Notice
In the matter of Issuance of Alarm Without Content
File WEN-8359Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 21.5a
    Issuance of alarm without content. Signalling gravity while withholding all substance.
  2. § 21.5b
    The subsequent silence. Becoming uncontactable immediately after transmission.
  3. § 21.5c
    Timing selection. Choosing the start of a working day, or the moment before sleep.
  4. § 21.5d
    The escalating ellipsis. Following with punctuation conveying more concern and no information.
  5. § 21.5e
    Refusal to pre-empt. Declining to confirm, when asked, that nobody has died.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent say the thing in the same message, or say nothing until you can, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseSending “we need to talk” and going quietSeverityStep 2 of 3 · Final Notice
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file WEN-8359
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it when they finally resurface.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 14.1Interrupting constantlyInterruption Cease and Desist§ 21.1One-word repliesMinimum Reply Order