Final Notice
In the matter of Persistent Interruption of Speech
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 14.1aPersistent interruption. Beginning to speak while another person is demonstrably still doing so.
- § 14.1bThe anticipatory finish. Completing another’s sentence incorrectly and proceeding as though correctly.
- § 14.1cVolume escalation. Resolving simultaneous speech by becoming the louder participant.
- § 14.1dThe held breath. Visibly waiting to speak rather than listening, audibly inhaling on the approach.
- § 14.1eTopic seizure. Using a pause for breath as a legal opening to change the subject entirely.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent allow each sentence to reach its own full stop, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
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