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§ 31.2
Being late to everything
Chronic Lateness Warning
§ 7.9
Leaving dishes in the sink
Sink Clearance Notice
§ 12.1
Never replacing the toilet roll
Replenishment Order
§ 23.6
Snoring like machinery
Nocturnal Noise Abatement Order
§ 12.4
Occupying the bathroom for hours
Bathroom Occupancy Order
§ 18.3
Phone at the dinner table
Dinner Table Phone Ban
§ 7.6
Loading the dishwasher wrong
Loading Standards Notice
§ 26.1
Booking meetings that could be emails
Unnecessary Meeting Notice
§ 9.2
Leaving laundry in the machine
Laundry Abandonment Notice
§ 12.9
Leaving the seat up
Toilet Seat Position Order
§ 23.1
Scrolling in bed until 2am
Bedtime Scrolling Citation
§ 16.8
Spoiling the ending
Spoiler Cease and Desist
§ 16.5
Watching a whole season in one sitting
Continuous Viewing Order
§ 26.7
Taking food from the office fridge
Communal Refrigerator Order
§ 21.2
Leaving messages on read
Read Receipt Citation
§ 36.10
Buying the loudest possible toy
Acoustic Gift Injunction
§ 31.8
Snoozing the alarm nine times
Serial Snoozing Warning
§ 18.1
Chewing with your mouth open
Mastication Conduct Order
§ 36.1
Asking when you are having children
Reproductive Enquiry Cease and Desist
§ 12.7
Taking forty-minute showers
Hot Water Depletion Notice
§ 23.3
An alarm that wakes everyone but them
Alarm Discipline Order
§ 27.5
Commenting on the driving
Backseat Driving Injunction
§ 36.3
Undermining the rules with the grandchildren
Rule Undermining Injunction
§ 36.7
The weekend visit that becomes a two weeks
Visit Duration Order
§ 10.6
Buying things nobody needed
Discretionary Spending Notice
§ 19.1
A package arriving every single day
Impulse Acquisition Warning
§ 36.2
Unsolicited parenting advice
Unsolicited Guidance Order
§ 34.1
Keeping absolutely everything
Accumulation Cease and Desist
§ 11.2
Standing the instant the plane lands
Premature Standing Order
§ 37.2
On their phone all the time
Undivided Attention Order
§ 2.2
Leaving hair in the drain
Drain Clearance Notice
§ 2.7
Not washing their hands
Hand Hygiene Order
§ 22.4
Tagging you in everything
Tagging Restraint Order
§ 2.6
Farting in front of everyone
Ambient Emission Notice
§ 27.2
Texting while driving
Handheld Device Injunction
§ 4.6
Touching the thermostat
Thermostat Interference Order
§ 10.2
Splitting the bill evenly
Equitable Division Order
§ 4.2
Every light in the house on
Illumination Discipline Notice
§ 26.4
Reheating fish at the desk
Workplace Odor Notice
§ 24.2
Speakerphone in an open office
Ambient Noise Citation
§ 7.3
Taking the last of it and saying nothing
Provision Replacement Order
§ 38.1
Never buying the shared essentials
Contribution Parity Order
§ 18.9
Never choosing the restaurant
Decision Abdication Notice
§ 16.4
Watching ahead without you
Simultaneous Viewing Order
§ 17.1
Spending every evening on video games
Recreational Excess Notice
§ 7.8
Backseat cooking
Kitchen Interference Order
§ 10.4
Always forgetting their wallet
Means of Payment Order
§ 10.5
Always getting you next time
Reciprocity Enforcement Notice
§ 24.3
TV at a volume nobody needs
Broadcast Volume Order
§ 2.4
Cracking knuckles constantly
Percussive Habit Notice
§ 13.3
Full brightness in a dark room
Screen Luminance Order
§ 31.4
Overrunning every meeting
Meeting Overrun Order
§ 26.8
Sending nine messages instead of one
Channel Discipline Notice
§ 20.3
Never bringing anything
Contribution Notice
§ 18.5
Eating off other people’s plates
Plate Boundary Injunction
§ 20.1
Turning up unannounced
Unannounced Visit Notice
§ 36.8
Rearranging your kitchen while “helping”
Unauthorized Reorganization Notice
§ 36.6
Comparing you to your sibling
Comparative Assessment Notice
§ 20.2
Never knowing when to leave
Departure Enforcement Order
§ 20.4
Bringing an unannounced plus-one
Unregistered Guest Order
§ 38.3
Treating the living room as their bedroom
Common Area Restoration Order
§ 38.2
Their partner has effectively moved in
Unregistered Occupancy Notice
§ 10.3
Requesting three dollars back
Micro-Request Cease and Desist
§ 19.2
Buying things and never returning them
Unreturned Goods Notice
§ 27.7
Never refilling the tank
Fuel Level Notice
§ 15.5
FaceTiming on speaker in public
Public Video Call Order
§ 21.1
One-word replies
Minimum Reply Order
§ 37.1
Going quiet for days then reappearing
Availability Disclosure Order
§ 37.4
Canceling the day of, every time
Same-Day Withdrawal Notice
§ 36.9
Posting photos of your children online
Juvenile Image Publication Order
§ 30.1
Not picking up after the dog
Fouling Removal Order
§ 2.10
Sniffing instead of using a tissue
Tissue Deployment Notice
§ 12.3
Taking calls from the toilet
Call Location Order
§ 22.2
Checking in everywhere
Location Broadcast Notice
§ 21.4
Replying to messages from days ago
Delayed Thread Notice
§ 29.1
Letting the kids run wild
Juvenile Supervision Order
§ 4.3
Leaving the water running
Water Discipline Order
§ 2.5
Picking their nose in company
Nasal Conduct Order
§ 7.4
Putting the empty carton back
Container Return Order
§ 21.7
Replying all
Reply-All Restraining Order
§ 31.9
Canceling within the hour
Late Cancellation Notice
§ 5.3
Borrowing and not returning
Unreturned Property Demand
§ 9.7
Leaving wet towels on the bed
Wet Towel Order
§ 7.1
Leaving the microwave exploded
Communal Appliance Order
§ 7.2
Leaving cabinet doors open
Cabinet Door Citation
§ 34.2
Keeping every takeout container
Vessel Retention Order
§ 7.5
Never throwing anything out of the fridge
Perishables Removal Order
§ 19.3
Never sticking to the groceries list
Provisioning Discipline Order
§ 10.1
Never paying back small amounts
Outstanding Balance Notice
§ 21.3
Sending eleven-minute voice notes
Voice Note Cease and Desist
§ 32.1
Never remembering birthdays
Anniversary Recollection Notice
§ 35.1
Always ordering one more round
Closing Time Order
§ 24.4
Never letting anybody else pick the music
Selection Rights Order
§ 16.3
Talking through the film
Broadcast Interference Order
§ 14.5
Telling the same story again
Repetition Notice
§ 14.4
Asking then not listening
Attention Deficit Citation
§ 14.2
One-upping every story
Anecdotal Escalation Warning
§ 22.1
Posting unflattering photos of you
Image Publication Order
§ 37.3
Talking about their ex constantly
Prior Matter Restriction
§ 35.3
Texting everyone at 2am
Nocturnal Correspondence Injunction
§ 21.6
Texting “call me” and never answering
Contact Method Order
§ 13.1
Phone permanently at three percent
Charge Level Citation
§ 25.1
The repair that never happens
Deferred Repair Notice
§ 25.2
Half-finished projects everywhere
Incomplete Works Order
§ 2.3
Wearing outdoor shoes inside
Footwear Removal Order
§ 38.5
Passive-aggressive notes
Direct Communication Order
§ 36.5
Asking what everything cost
Financial Disclosure Order
§ 14.1
Interrupting constantly
Interruption Cease and Desist
§ 13.5
Never muting on calls
Microphone Discipline Order
§ 26.3
Per my last email
Correspondence Tone Notice
§ 26.6
Meetings at 4:55 on a Friday
Scheduling Conduct Order
§ 26.2
Camera off in every meeting
Visual Presence Order
§ 13.4
Typing with the clicks on
Keyboard Acoustics Notice
§ 13.2
Watching videos without headphones
Headphone Enforcement Order
§ 15.4
Playing music out loud in public
Ambient Audio Injunction
§ 29.2
iPad at full volume in public
Device Volume Order
§ 11.1
Reclining the seat fully
Seat Recline Injunction
§ 11.3
Taking both armrests
Armrest Allocation Order
§ 11.4
Using your baggage allowance
Baggage Allowance Requisition Notice
§ 38.4
Coming home loudly at 3am
Nocturnal Tenancy Order
§ 30.6
Bass through the wall
Structural Bass Injunction
§ 8.3
Leaving a barking dog alone
Sustained Barking Injunction
§ 30.3
Power tools at seven in the morning
Dawn Machinery Injunction
§ 30.2
Leaving the trash cans out all week
Refuse Presentation Citation
§ 30.9
Cluttering the shared hallway
Communal Space Clearance Order
§ 30.4
Never taking in a package
Package Custody Notice
§ 30.7
Letting the hedge grow over
Boundary Growth Order
§ 28.1
Never re-racking the weights
Weight Restoration Order
§ 28.3
Not wiping down the equipment
Equipment Sanitation Order
§ 28.2
Sitting on a machine scrolling
Station Occupation Notice
§ 33.1
Talking about their diet
Dietary Evangelism Warning
§ 29.3
Never replying to invitations
Invitation Response Notice
§ 35.2
Never being the one to go home
Departure Notice
§ 25.3
Never changing the bulb
Illumination Restoration Notice
§ 18.2
Ordering for the whole table
Ordering Authority Order
§ 15.1
Jumping the line
Line Integrity Order
§ 27.6
Driving too close behind
Following Distance Order
§ 27.4
Refusing to let anyone merge
Merge Courtesy Notice
§ 27.3
Sitting in the passing lane
Lane Discipline Order
§ 14.3
Explaining what you just said
Redundant Explanation Order
§ 26.5
Taking credit for your work
Attribution Order
§ 36.4
Commenting on your appearance
Personal Remarks Order
§ 2.11
Burping at the table
Table Conduct Order
§ 2.12
Coughing without covering
Containment Notice
§ 2.1
Clipping nails in shared rooms
Grooming Location Order
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