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Serve someone.
What are they guilty of?
All
28
Household
14
Couples
14
Friends
8
Family
10
Workplace
9
§ 12.4
Occupying the bathroom for hours
Bathroom Eviction Notice
§ 23.1
Scrolling in bed until 2am
Bedtime Scrolling Citation
§ 7.9
Leaving dishes in the sink
Dirty Dishes Final Notice
§ 31.2
Being late to everything
Chronic Lateness Warning
§ 4.6
Touching the thermostat
Thermostat Interference Order
§ 18.3
Phone at the dinner table
Dinner Table Phone Ban
§ 9.2
Leaving laundry in the machine
Laundry Abandonment Notice
§ 27.5
Commenting on the driving
Backseat Driving Injunction
§ 16.8
Spoiling the ending
Spoiler Cease and Desist
§ 5.3
Borrowing and not returning
Unreturned Property Demand
§ 31.8
Snoozing the alarm nine times
Serial Snoozing Warning
§ 21.7
Replying all
Reply-All Restraining Order
§ 12.9
Leaving the seat up
Toilet Seat Position Order
§ 12.7
Taking forty-minute showers
Hot Water Depletion Notice
§ 7.2
Leaving cupboard doors open
Cupboard Door Citation
§ 7.4
Putting the empty carton back
Empty Container Final Notice
§ 18.5
Eating off other people’s plates
Plate Boundary Injunction
§ 18.9
Never choosing the restaurant
Decision Abdication Notice
§ 23.6
Snoring like machinery
Nocturnal Noise Abatement Order
§ 21.3
Sending eleven-minute voice notes
Voice Note Cease and Desist
§ 31.9
Cancelling within the hour
Late Cancellation Notice
§ 9.7
Leaving wet towels on the bed
Wet Towel Order
§ 27.1
Parking across two spaces
Parking Conduct Citation
§ 26.4
Reheating fish at the desk
Workplace Odor Notice
§ 26.1
Booking meetings that could be emails
Unnecessary Meeting Notice
§ 26.7
Taking food from the office fridge
Communal Refrigerator Order
§ 24.2
Speakerphone in an open office
Ambient Noise Citation
§ 31.4
Overrunning every meeting
Meeting Overrun Order