You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

1. § 7.9a
   Indefinite soaking. Filling a vessel with water and describing this as progress. Soaking is not cleaning. It has never been cleaning.
2. § 7.9b
   Occupation of a shared basin. Rendering the sink unusable to other members of the household for a period exceeding twenty-four hours.
3. § 7.9c
   Proximity offense. Placing an item beside the dishwasher rather than inside it, a distance of some four inches.
4. § 7.9d
   Cultivation without license. Permitting the growth of matter not present at the time of the meal.
5. § 7.9e
   Selective blindness. Passing the sink repeatedly, at close range, in good light, without incident.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent clear all items to the dishwasher within one (1) hour of use, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.