Final Notice
In the matter of Transmission of Recordings of Excessive Length
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 21.3aExcessive duration. Transmission of eleven minutes of audio in place of two sentences of text.
- § 21.3bUnsearchable content. Delivery of essential information in a format that cannot be scanned or ever found again.
- § 21.3cAmbient interference. Recording undertaken while walking, driving, or standing beside a busy road.
- § 21.3dSerial transmission. Despatch of four such recordings before any reply could reasonably have been composed.
- § 21.3ePreamble without matter. Consumption of the first ninety seconds on greetings, weather, and throat-clearing.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent type it, or say it in under sixty (60) seconds, effective immediately. This is a final notice. No further warnings will be issued. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
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Marcus
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