For someone guilty of asking then not listening

Attention Deficit Citation

For the one who asks how you are and is gone before the second word. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Commission on Discourse
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Solicitation of an Answer Without Receipt
File NOT-4692Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseAsking then not listeningSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 14.4a
    Solicitation without receipt. Asking a question and departing before the answer is delivered.
  2. § 14.4b
    The parallel screen. Maintaining eye contact with a device throughout a reply.
  3. § 14.4c
    Repetition of the question. Asking the same thing again within the hour, unchanged.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent ask fewer questions and remain present for every answer, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it directly after they ask how you are.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called listening · talking · rude · conversation · attention