For someone guilty of telling the same story again

Repetition Notice

For the relative whose best story you have now heard forty times. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Commission on Discourse
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Redelivery of Previously Delivered Material
File SAM-8851Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseTelling the same story againSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 14.5a
    Redelivery. Delivering material previously delivered to the same audience.
  2. § 14.5b
    Disregard of the signal. Proceeding past the visible recognition of everybody present.
  3. § 14.5c
    Detail drift. Altering load-bearing facts between tellings without acknowledgement.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent establish whether the audience has heard it before beginning, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it the moment the opening line begins. You will know the opening line.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called stories · repeating · boring · talking