Notice of Warning
In the matter of Redelivery of Previously Delivered Material
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household
You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:
- § 14.5aRedelivery. Delivering material previously delivered to the same audience.
- § 14.5bDisregard of the signal. Proceeding past the visible recognition of everybody present.
- § 14.5cDetail drift. Altering load-bearing facts between tellings without acknowledgement.
- § 14.5dThe same pause. Reserving the identical pause for the identical laugh, which has now stopped coming.
- § 14.5eAudience capture. Selecting the one person present who has not yet heard it, and holding them.
It is therefore ordered that the Respondent establish whether the audience has heard it before beginning, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file SAM-8851
Marcus
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