For someone guilty of texting “call me” and never answering

Contact Method Order

For the one who sends “call me” and then does not pick up, for two days. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Notice of Warning
In the matter of Solicitation of a Call Without Availability
File CAL-1247Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseTexting “call me” and never answeringSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 21.6a
    Solicitation without availability. Requesting a call and then being uncontactable.
  2. § 21.6b
    Content withholding. Declining to indicate the subject, so the recipient must assume the worst.
  3. § 21.6c
    The missed callback. Failing to answer a call placed within a minute of your request.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent say what it is about, or be available when they ring, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Redemption stub · file CAL-1247
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it after the third unanswered callback.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

Also called texting · calls · phone · messages