For someone guilty of asking what everything cost

Financial Disclosure Order

For the relative who asks what you earn, what you paid, and what it is worth now. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Extended Family Relations
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Enquiry Into Private Financial Matters
File MON-8417Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseAsking what everything costSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 36.5a
    Enquiry into private matters. Asking directly what another person earns or owes.
  2. § 36.5b
    The house valuation. Requesting the purchase price and then offering an unsolicited assessment.
  3. § 36.5c
    Item pricing. Asking the cost of a possession within moments of noticing it.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent ask nothing about money that you would not answer yourself, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file MON-8417
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in response to the question. It will come.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 36.1Asking when you are having childrenReproductive Enquiry Cease and Desist

Also called money · salary · nosy · rude · personal