Financial Disclosure Order

For the relative who asks what you earn, what you paid, and what it is worth now. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Financial Disclosure Order · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Office of Extended Family Relations
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Enquiry Into Private Financial Matters
File MON-8417Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 36.5a
    Enquiry into private matters. Asking directly what another person earns or owes.
  2. § 36.5b
    The house valuation. Requesting the purchase price and then offering an unsolicited assessment.
  3. § 36.5c
    Item pricing. Asking the cost of a possession within moments of noticing it.
  4. § 36.5d
    Comparative disclosure. Reporting what a relative paid for the equivalent, unprompted.
  5. § 36.5e
    The mortgage audit. Pursuing terms, rate and duration across a dinner table.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent ask nothing about money that you would not answer yourself, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseAsking what everything costSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file MON-8417
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in response to the question. It will come.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 14.1Interrupting constantlyInterruption Cease and Desist§ 10.1Never paying back small amountsOutstanding Balance Notice