For someone guilty of leaving the water running

Water Discipline Order

For the one who brushes their teeth with the water running the entire time. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Office of Climate Control
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Operation of a Faucet Without Use
File FAU-9571Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseLeaving the water runningSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 4.3a
    Operation without use. Running a faucet throughout an activity requiring it for four seconds.
  2. § 4.3b
    The full basin. Filling a sink to a depth exceeding the item being washed by some margin.
  3. § 4.3c
    Pre-rinse duration. Rinsing a plate for longer than the meal took to eat.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent turn it off between the actual uses of the water, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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Redemption stub · file FAU-9571
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while it is running.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

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