Handheld Device Injunction

The single most complained-of driving habit there is. For the one who reads texts at the lights, and then after them. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Handheld Device Injunction · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Department of Vehicular Conduct
Notice of Eviction
In the matter of Operation of a Device While in Control of a Vehicle
File TEX-7470Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 27.2a
    Operation while in control. Handling a device while responsible for a moving vehicle.
  2. § 27.2b
    The traffic-light session. Treating a red light as an interval provided for correspondence.
  3. § 27.2c
    Lap concealment. Lowering the device below the window line, thereby looking further from the road.
  4. § 27.2d
    Navigation as pretext. Adjusting a route for ninety seconds at a time, repeatedly.
  5. § 27.2e
    Passenger disregard. Continuing in the presence of somebody who has asked you to stop.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent place the phone out of reach before the engine starts, effective immediately. You are hereby evicted from the privilege described above, effective immediately. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseTexting while drivingSeverityStep 3 of 3 · Notice of Eviction
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file TEX-7470
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it in the passenger seat, when the car is stationary and the engine is off.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.1Chronic optimism about journey timesJourney Estimation Order§ 27.6Driving too close behindFollowing Distance Order§ 27.4Refusing to let anyone mergeMerge Courtesy Notice§ 27.3Sitting in the passing laneLane Discipline Order