For someone guilty of using your baggage allowance

Baggage Allowance Requisition Notice

For the travel companion whose case is always four kilos over, and yours never is. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Department of Conveyance
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Appropriation of Another’s Allowance
File OVE-8201Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseUsing your baggage allowanceSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 11.4a
    Appropriation of allowance. Transferring weight to another traveler’s case at the desk.
  2. § 11.4b
    The optimistic estimate. Declaring a case to be fine on the basis of having lifted it once.
  3. § 11.4c
    Contingency packing. Including garments for weather forecast for a different country.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent pack within your own allowance and weigh it before leaving, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file OVE-8201
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it at the check-in desk, at the moment of the transfer.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 27.2Texting while drivingHandheld Device Injunction§ 22.2Checking in everywhereLocation Broadcast Notice§ 11.1Reclining the seat fullySeat Recline Injunction§ 27.6Driving too close behindFollowing Distance Order

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