Location Broadcast Notice

For the one who documents every meal, gate and gym session as it happens. Choose 5 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Location Broadcast Notice · two documents · 5 charges you choose + the serving script
Bureau of Social Broadcast
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Continuous Publication of Position
File CHE-1617Issued AUGUST 23, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

  1. § 22.2a
    Continuous publication of position. Reporting each location on arrival, without exception.
  2. § 22.2b
    The airport lounge. Documenting a departure gate as though it were the destination.
  3. § 22.2c
    Meal precedence. Photographing food while others at the table wait to begin.
  4. § 22.2d
    Companion inclusion. Publishing the location of people who did not choose to publish theirs.
  5. § 22.2e
    Sequential posting. Producing eleven updates across a single evening.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent post after the event, once, or not at all, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated. Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer this notice. Detach the stub below and scan it; you may plead guilty, plead not guilty and appeal, or refuse to acknowledge the notice. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

OffenseChecking in everywhereSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
print name
This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate. Not medical advice — but do get up.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file CHE-1617
Marcus

Scan to respond. You may plead guilty, appeal, or refuse to acknowledge this notice. Your response is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while they are photographing the food.”

  • The exact lines to read aloud, in order
  • Stage directions — where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 11.1Reclining the seat fullySeat Recline Injunction§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 14.1Interrupting constantlyInterruption Cease and Desist