For someone guilty of checking in everywhere

Location Broadcast Notice

For the one who documents every meal, gate and gym session as it happens. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Social Broadcast
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Continuous Publication of Position
File CHE-1617Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffenseChecking in everywhereSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 22.2a
    Continuous publication of position. Reporting each location on arrival, without exception.
  2. § 22.2b
    The airport lounge. Documenting a departure gate as though it were the destination.
  3. § 22.2c
    Meal precedence. Photographing food while others at the table wait to begin.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent post after the event, once, or not at all, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
detach and keep
Redemption stub · file CHE-1617
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while they are photographing the food.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 11.1Reclining the seat fullySeat Recline Injunction§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order

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