For someone guilty of posting unflattering photos of you

Image Publication Order

For the friend who always picks the photo where they look good and you do not. Choose 3 charges from 9, or write your own.

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Bureau of Social Broadcast
Notice of Warning
In the matter of Publication Without Consent of the Subject
File BAD-2306Issued SEPTEMBER 18, 2026Served under youvebeenserved.shop
OffensePosting unflattering photos of youSeverityStep 1 of 3 · Notice of Warning
In the matter of
Marcus
Respondent · hereinafter “the Occupant”
v.
Upon complaint of
Sarah
Complainant · a member of the household

You are hereby notified that the above-named Respondent has been found, upon evidence gathered over a period of considerable patience, to be in breach of the following provisions:

Provisions breached
  1. § 22.1a
    Publication without consent. Posting an image of another person without any approval.
  2. § 22.1b
    Selective flattery. Choosing, from eleven options, the one in which only you look well.
  3. § 22.1c
    The mid-sentence capture. Selecting a frame taken while the subject was speaking or eating.

It is therefore ordered that the Respondent obtain approval from every person in the photograph before posting, effective immediately. You are advised that continued conduct of this nature will be escalated.

Compliance will be monitored. There is no appeals process, and there is no one to appeal to.

Response required

The Respondent is required to answer. Detach the stub below and scan the code. Your answer is recorded and forwarded to the complainant.

Signed, the complainant
Sarah
Witness to service
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This notice is a gift and carries no legal force whatsoever. It is, however, extremely accurate.
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Redemption stub · file BAD-2306
Marcus
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Also included · the serving script

The words to say while you hand it over.

“Serve it while the post is still up. It will be.”

  • The script to read while serving them, in order
  • Stage directions, where to stand, when to pause
  • Best performed to an audience. Film it.

They are probably guilty of something else too

§ 31.2Being late to everythingChronic Lateness Warning§ 21.2Leaving messages on readRead Receipt Citation§ 18.1Chewing with your mouth openMastication Conduct Order§ 37.2On their phone all the timeUndivided Attention Order

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